I Love Sasha Grey

This is what happens to bad little Greek girls who smoke miles of cock so they can buy samplers and Criterion DVDs. Oh wait, she’s doing that SO she can do the former. I must be stupid.

This is what you get for being bad! Oh, wait a minute… she likes it. (Like Mikey).

In another battle to the death of the minds, Howard and Sasha seem to have gotten into some kind of spat. Not to be outdone by the New York Times, the LA Times and LA Magazine - Rolling Stone and even that illustrious beacon of writing for the Upper East AND West Side crowd jumps onto the bandwagon. Something, something, somewhere bla bla bla, Sasha called Howard a racist. Howard responded with a witty rejoinder, but wait. Apparently Ms Grey is also a budding political activist! She said she wanted to “drape herself in a Palestinian flag” and confront Howie for being a racist. Well, well… Sasha needs a spanking. We’ll spank to her spanking in the next installment, in the meantime, Howard had a few choice words that were kind of on the money if you’re in a Sasha hating mood today but the interesting thing about this all is that she only said that after he snubbed her and didn’t give her a spot on his radio show. Nothing does better for self promotion than a Palestinian flag, a Che t-shirt and a bukkake blowbang, or some anal warts. Here’s what Stern said: “Some of them have something to say. For the most part, I really don’t want to hear a porn star try to prove how intelligent [she is] and her porn is a political statement. I mean, that just sounds absurd to me. What a genius… I’m going to sit there and listen to this. Please. Just tell me how much cock you can suck and how far you can swallow a hot dog. That’s what I want to know. I mean, really. How dare you?”

Rolling Stone article.

New York Magazine article

Let me do try to wrap my head around this much like how Sasha wraps her lips around BBC (that’s big black cock for you). Just close your eyes and think of ‘existentialism’.

1. She is a whore. That is, she fucks for money.
2. She is famous for being a whore.
3. She likes to talk pretentious shit. She particularly likes being called an ‘existentialist’ and I’m sure she has no idea what the fuck she’s talking about.
4. She has crossed over into being a mainstream icon.
5. She is famous for nothing (see #1).
6. She is ambitious as hell.
7. She is a shining example to the youth of America.
8. When trying to sound smart, she reminds me of Miss South Carolina.
9. She has succeeded.
10. She has had a highly publicized case of anal warts.
11. She is probably a ‘feminist’ and will describe in disingenuous terms how getting her ass gang fucked is empowering and liberating.

More to come.

Very feminist, as you can tell.

Does her smug self-confidence belie a sense of juvenile insecurity when she’s talking drivel? Or is she really just a bitch? Don’t worry, there’s plenty of opportunity to see Sasha humiliated. In the meantime, here are her fav movies. Godard, natch, but also Herzog, Cassavetes and… Hold on. Did she just say what I thought she did? Yup. She thinks Stroszek is the story of a ’struggling musician’. Much how like the story of Sasha Grey is the story of a struggling actress. Har har har… And A Woman Under the Influence is about ‘that crazy couple next door’ that ‘everybody knows’. OK she obviously has a problem recognizing mental illness - which actually makes perfect sense. Next!

She forgot to mention this film:

OK, let me start over. I can’t say I love Sasha Grey in the traditional sense of the word. But I do love all the hype going around her. I am human after all, and humans are voyeuristic at heart. Not voyeuristic in the sense of jacking off to watching other people have sex - although people who fancy porn, like myself, - do exactly that. What I mean about voyeurism is how we can’t take our eyes off a car accident, why we follow people like Paris Hilton or the Windsors. Why we can’t turn our eyes away from a train wreck. Why traffic slows down when there’s a car accident on the OTHER side of the freeway. Why we gloat in reading celebrity gossip - not becasue we envy them, but because either want to be like them or we are drooling and rubbing our sweaty hands together waiting for them to fail.

Enter Sasha Grey: arguably the most ’sensational’ porn star in decades, (Jenna Jameson was just a smart businesswoman). Sasha has also got a heck of a lot of ambition and savvy which goes along with the most nauseating self-delusion and mismatched ideas about art, porn and whatever the fuck she happens to be doing. This blog is both a personal journey to figure out what the fuck is up with this bitch and also to let my readers know where to get the best Sasha Grey porn, since it ain’t Sasha without smut no matter what she says or try to say, her life is like a finely mixed martini, nine tenths gin (filth) and one tenths vermouth (her bollocks talk). But in between all the tantalizing filth and fury I will indeed be exploring how one goes from this:

To this:

And then on to modeling and Steven Soderbergh. A curious sociological and pornographic blog this will be indeed!