I Love Sasha Grey

Ron Harris is pretty good. Old school, Playboy or Penthouse style photographer who has a unique softcore, glam style look who maintains his classy porn thing while the the kids are up to things like “Ganbgang My Face” and what not. Martini drinking, cigar chomping fogies like myself like this kind of stuff. He can make the filthiest slut look like a runway model. Can’t get started on this right now too much now but here’s Sasha taking a break from eating enemas and licking a succession men’s anuses in between watching Vivre sa Vie. After the shoot, Ron probably had a nice Tanqueray Martini. Sasha asked for a Cum Fart cocktail.

Ron, oddly enough and for whatever reason is rather interested in glass dildos. Of all the fetishes… this one is rather artistic and innocuos.

Where shall I start on Richard Kern. There’s a part of him that I admire. Some of his stuff is actually rather erotic. Oddly, or not, he’s going against the flow. After doing completely demented short films and music vids for people like Lydia Lunch and the whole New York “No Wave” scene, he well, started shooting porn. Arty porn, for sure, but porn nonetheless. Then in a further  lucky turn of fate, he’s now considered a serious photographer and gets book published by Taschen and what not. So it all comes full circle. What better model to choose to shoot then, than Sasha Grey. Here you can see them exchange ideas and listen to her say that what she really wants to do is direct.

Well, she doesn’t have a problem. Me, I’m an alcoholic and I don’t care. But I was just thinking something. Ms Grey just turned 21 years of age. She started porn at 18. So for three years in the business, she legally couldn’t drink booze. So what’s a girl to imbibe when you end up with anal warts and want to drown your sorrows? Cum Fart Cocktails of course. “What are Cum Fart Cocktails you might ask? It’s a load of hot, slimy ball-snot that’s cock-injected into a young girl’s asshole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it. Yum!”

Food for thought, so to speak. I’m still trying to get that enema drinking story ready, stay tuned.

In another battle to the death of the minds, Howard and Sasha seem to have gotten into some kind of spat. Not to be outdone by the New York Times, the LA Times and LA Magazine - Rolling Stone and even that illustrious beacon of writing for the Upper East AND West Side crowd jumps onto the bandwagon. Something, something, somewhere bla bla bla, Sasha called Howard a racist. Howard responded with a witty rejoinder, but wait. Apparently Ms Grey is also a budding political activist! She said she wanted to “drape herself in a Palestinian flag” and confront Howie for being a racist. Well, well… Sasha needs a spanking. We’ll spank to her spanking in the next installment, in the meantime, Howard had a few choice words that were kind of on the money if you’re in a Sasha hating mood today but the interesting thing about this all is that she only said that after he snubbed her and didn’t give her a spot on his radio show. Nothing does better for self promotion than a Palestinian flag, a Che t-shirt and a bukkake blowbang, or some anal warts. Here’s what Stern said: “Some of them have something to say. For the most part, I really don’t want to hear a porn star try to prove how intelligent [she is] and her porn is a political statement. I mean, that just sounds absurd to me. What a genius… I’m going to sit there and listen to this. Please. Just tell me how much cock you can suck and how far you can swallow a hot dog. That’s what I want to know. I mean, really. How dare you?”

Rolling Stone article.

New York Magazine article

Ready for another quick mind-melt? Check out Sasha’s Myspace page. Just for fun, let’s take a quick look at her profile and what she wants you to know about her. Her musical tastes are not bad (anotherpost about this later) - the usual eclectic mix worthy of any Silver Lake hipster, with some classic rock and death metal thrown in for good measure. She seems rather knowledgeable about popular music for her age, although I must say, seeing Joy Division as the first band on the list made me worried that she may be suffering from depression. I hope not.

She likes Throbbing Gristle and Psychich TV. In fact she likes them so much she really wants to meet Cosey Fanni Tutti and invites “Sleazy” (I am assuming that IS Peter Christopherson she is referring to and not another porn guy) to fuck her boyfriend in the ass. Very po-mo. Cosey makes sense since she also did porn back in the art school days.

I won’t go through the film list again because I’ve got Godard coming out of my ears and will now forever associate him with Sasha, but she DOES include John “Buttman” Stagliano in the same list as Louis Malle, Bertolucci and Agnes Varda. (Who knew!)

Now come the books. There’s the obligatory hipster hats off to “Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara”. Sorry but in my book anyone into ‘Che’ is supporting a mass murderer and your stupid t-shirt is NOT fucking cool. Anais Nin, natch. Then come the beginnings of the education of young existentialist: Nietzsche, Yeats… Jean Baudrillard hahaha… I am a bit underwhelmed that she did not include Derrida and Foucault. But she did include JP from whom she probably learned much about being and nothingness. Finally, for the cake taker, she writes “I am ready to take on any opportunities and challenges that face me as a woman, porn star, and artist.” Let’s hear it for art!All in all, it could very well sound like a Myspace profile of a somewhat Goth, somewhat hipster kid attending her first year at an Ivy League school and struggling with boy problems, ‘existentialism’, writing in her journal while listening to the Sisters of Mercy. With one difference. There’s this:

And there’s this:

Ah, that obscure object of desire. Oddly she didn’t mention Bunuel.

Sasha’s birthday is March 14, 1988 which makes her a Pisces. Here are some things to note about Pisces:
“Imaginative, Sensitive, Compassionate, Kind, Selfless, Unworldly, Intuitive and Sympathetic, Escapist And Idealistic, Secretive And Vague, Weak-Willed And Easily Led”

“The Pisces In Love:
Pisces really need to be needed. They suffer from fear of rejection and low self-esteem. Pisceans are tender and caring, but frequently become the victims of domineering and uncaring partners”

“There is no more loyal and caring lover than a Piscean, but their need for emotional and sensual reassurance sometimes leads to flirtations. Pisceans are the most loving and giving of the signs, their ability to select an inappropriate partner is legendary. In the right relationship, their sexuality will blossom and become something of an art form, especially as they get a little older, more experienced and more confident.”

Let me do try to wrap my head around this much like how Sasha wraps her lips around BBC (that’s big black cock for you). Just close your eyes and think of ‘existentialism’.

1. She is a whore. That is, she fucks for money.
2. She is famous for being a whore.
3. She likes to talk pretentious shit. She particularly likes being called an ‘existentialist’ and I’m sure she has no idea what the fuck she’s talking about.
4. She has crossed over into being a mainstream icon.
5. She is famous for nothing (see #1).
6. She is ambitious as hell.
7. She is a shining example to the youth of America.
8. When trying to sound smart, she reminds me of Miss South Carolina.
9. She has succeeded.
10. She has had a highly publicized case of anal warts.
11. She is probably a ‘feminist’ and will describe in disingenuous terms how getting her ass gang fucked is empowering and liberating.

More to come.

Very feminist, as you can tell.

OK, let me start over. I can’t say I love Sasha Grey in the traditional sense of the word. But I do love all the hype going around her. I am human after all, and humans are voyeuristic at heart. Not voyeuristic in the sense of jacking off to watching other people have sex - although people who fancy porn, like myself, - do exactly that. What I mean about voyeurism is how we can’t take our eyes off a car accident, why we follow people like Paris Hilton or the Windsors. Why we can’t turn our eyes away from a train wreck. Why traffic slows down when there’s a car accident on the OTHER side of the freeway. Why we gloat in reading celebrity gossip - not becasue we envy them, but because either want to be like them or we are drooling and rubbing our sweaty hands together waiting for them to fail.

Enter Sasha Grey: arguably the most ’sensational’ porn star in decades, (Jenna Jameson was just a smart businesswoman). Sasha has also got a heck of a lot of ambition and savvy which goes along with the most nauseating self-delusion and mismatched ideas about art, porn and whatever the fuck she happens to be doing. This blog is both a personal journey to figure out what the fuck is up with this bitch and also to let my readers know where to get the best Sasha Grey porn, since it ain’t Sasha without smut no matter what she says or try to say, her life is like a finely mixed martini, nine tenths gin (filth) and one tenths vermouth (her bollocks talk). But in between all the tantalizing filth and fury I will indeed be exploring how one goes from this:

To this:

And then on to modeling and Steven Soderbergh. A curious sociological and pornographic blog this will be indeed!