I Love Sasha Grey

I had to take my mind off the bitch for a while. But now I’m obsessed again. I forgot to post about her American Apparel ad, but that’s old hat by now. I even forget the story behind it - print? billboard? PR stunt? All of the above?

The porn biz is not doing so hot these days so maybe it’s hurting Sasha. “Hurt me, hurt me!” The mind shudders to think that Girlfriend Experience will be nominated for some shit. Then if she wins, she can be the next Diablo Cody and make a cute tween movie with the little munchkin Ellen Page. What is the world coming to come to?

“Hurt me, baby, hurt me!” OK, gladly!

In another battle to the death of the minds, Howard and Sasha seem to have gotten into some kind of spat. Not to be outdone by the New York Times, the LA Times and LA Magazine - Rolling Stone and even that illustrious beacon of writing for the Upper East AND West Side crowd jumps onto the bandwagon. Something, something, somewhere bla bla bla, Sasha called Howard a racist. Howard responded with a witty rejoinder, but wait. Apparently Ms Grey is also a budding political activist! She said she wanted to “drape herself in a Palestinian flag” and confront Howie for being a racist. Well, well… Sasha needs a spanking. We’ll spank to her spanking in the next installment, in the meantime, Howard had a few choice words that were kind of on the money if you’re in a Sasha hating mood today but the interesting thing about this all is that she only said that after he snubbed her and didn’t give her a spot on his radio show. Nothing does better for self promotion than a Palestinian flag, a Che t-shirt and a bukkake blowbang, or some anal warts. Here’s what Stern said: “Some of them have something to say. For the most part, I really don’t want to hear a porn star try to prove how intelligent [she is] and her porn is a political statement. I mean, that just sounds absurd to me. What a genius… I’m going to sit there and listen to this. Please. Just tell me how much cock you can suck and how far you can swallow a hot dog. That’s what I want to know. I mean, really. How dare you?”

Rolling Stone article.

New York Magazine article