I Love Sasha Grey

Bad Greek Girls Go to Hell

admin — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:23:10 +0000

This is what happens to bad little Greek girls who smoke miles of cock so they can buy samplers and Criterion DVDs. Oh wait, she’s doing that SO she can do the former. I must be stupid.

Any News on Sasha?

admin — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:35:14 +0000

I had to take my mind off the bitch for a while. But now I’m obsessed again. I forgot to post about her American Apparel ad, but that’s old hat by now. I even forget the story behind it - print? billboard? PR stunt? All of the above?

The porn biz is not doing so hot these days so maybe it’s hurting Sasha. “Hurt me, hurt me!” The mind shudders to think that Girlfriend Experience will be nominated for some shit. Then if she wins, she can be the next Diablo Cody and make a cute tween movie with the little munchkin Ellen Page. What is the world coming to come to?

“Hurt me, baby, hurt me!” OK, gladly!

Sasha Tries to Get a Bit of Class With Ron Harris, But He’s Also Like Mikey!

admin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:33:08 +0000

Ron Harris is pretty good. Old school, Playboy or Penthouse style photographer who has a unique softcore, glam style look who maintains his classy porn thing while the the kids are up to things like “Ganbgang My Face” and what not. Martini drinking, cigar chomping fogies like myself like this kind of stuff. He can make the filthiest slut look like a runway model. Can’t get started on this right now too much now but here’s Sasha taking a break from eating enemas and licking a succession men’s anuses in between watching Vivre sa Vie. After the shoot, Ron probably had a nice Tanqueray Martini. Sasha asked for a Cum Fart cocktail.

Ron, oddly enough and for whatever reason is rather interested in glass dildos. Of all the fetishes… this one is rather artistic and innocuos.

Another Meeting of the Minds: Grey and Kern

admin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:30:40 +0000

Where shall I start on Richard Kern. There’s a part of him that I admire. Some of his stuff is actually rather erotic. Oddly, or not, he’s going against the flow. After doing completely demented short films and music vids for people like Lydia Lunch and the whole New York “No Wave” scene, he well, started shooting porn. Arty porn, for sure, but porn nonetheless. Then in a further lucky turn of fate, he’s now considered a serious photographer and gets book published by Taschen and what not. So it all comes full circle. What better model to choose to shoot then, than Sasha Grey. Here you can see them exchange ideas and listen to her say that what she really wants to do is direct.

Sasha’s Drinking Problem

admin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:37:57 +0000

Well, she doesn’t have a problem. Me, I’m an alcoholic and I don’t care. But I was just thinking something. Ms Grey just turned 21 years of age. She started porn at 18. So for three years in the business, she legally couldn’t drink booze. So what’s a girl to imbibe when you end up with anal warts and want to drown your sorrows? Cum Fart Cocktails of course. “What are Cum Fart Cocktails you might ask? It’s a load of hot, slimy ball-snot that’s cock-injected into a young girl’s asshole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it. Yum!”

Food for thought, so to speak. I’m still trying to get that enema drinking story ready, stay tuned.

Perhaps I Should Show Some Restraint

admin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:14:49 +0000

Bad Sasha! Bad, Bad, Sasha!

admin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:22:30 +0000

This is what you get for being bad! Oh, wait a minute… she likes it. (Like Mikey).

MENSA Convention: Howard Stern vs Sasha Grey

admin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:14:00 +0000

In another battle to the death of the minds, Howard and Sasha seem to have gotten into some kind of spat. Not to be outdone by the New York Times, the LA Times and LA Magazine - Rolling Stone and even that illustrious beacon of writing for the Upper East AND West Side crowd jumps onto the bandwagon. Something, something, somewhere bla bla bla, Sasha called Howard a racist. Howard responded with a witty rejoinder, but wait. Apparently Ms Grey is also a budding political activist! She said she wanted to “drape herself in a Palestinian flag” and confront Howie for being a racist. Well, well… Sasha needs a spanking. We’ll spank to her spanking in the next installment, in the meantime, Howard had a few choice words that were kind of on the money if you’re in a Sasha hating mood today but the interesting thing about this all is that she only said that after he snubbed her and didn’t give her a spot on his radio show. Nothing does better for self promotion than a Palestinian flag, a Che t-shirt and a bukkake blowbang, or some anal warts. Here’s what Stern said: “Some of them have something to say. For the most part, I really don’t want to hear a porn star try to prove how intelligent [she is] and her porn is a political statement. I mean, that just sounds absurd to me. What a genius… I’m going to sit there and listen to this. Please. Just tell me how much cock you can suck and how far you can swallow a hot dog. That’s what I want to know. I mean, really. How dare you?”

Rolling Stone article.

New York Magazine article

Battle of the Minds: Jean-Luc Godard vs. Sasha Grey

admin — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:02:07 +0000

Jean-Luc on Jean Luc:

Sasha on Sasha: (Mind the excrutiatingly boring parts, somewhat reminiscent of “Weekend”)

Fucking Captain Kirk in “Not” Star Trek, Sasha Shines Like a Star

admin — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:31:31 +0000

Finally. NOT Godard. Although that’s not a bad idea. I love how the recent big budget porn flicks feature the disclaimer “Not the” in order to indemnify themselves. There’s “Not Bewitched”

Which is allright but kind of silly. But I think Sasha looks cuter dressed up in little Vulcan ears, especially with cum all over her face, but that’s a given.

BTW there is a whole genre of Star Trek porn but I won’t get into that right now because it’s way more disturbing than anything on this blog.