I Love Sasha Grey

Well, she doesn’t have a problem. Me, I’m an alcoholic and I don’t care. But I was just thinking something. Ms Grey just turned 21 years of age. She started porn at 18. So for three years in the business, she legally couldn’t drink booze. So what’s a girl to imbibe when you end up with anal warts and want to drown your sorrows? Cum Fart Cocktails of course. “What are Cum Fart Cocktails you might ask? It’s a load of hot, slimy ball-snot that’s cock-injected into a young girl’s asshole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it. Yum!”

Food for thought, so to speak. I’m still trying to get that enema drinking story ready, stay tuned.

Still trying to get ALL the info but here are some fun facts to get you started, and I’ll be filling in the blanks as often as I can find them. It’s actually harder to fill in these holes than its filling her orifices.

1. She’s Greek. OK, Greek-American. Unless she was adopted, but her real name is Marina Ann Hantzis. Pretty damn Greek. Which is why she has no problem with getting her asshole pounded to high heaven. But she takes it one step further and turns into an ATM Machine (ATM = Ass to Mouth), which is a little unorthodox even for the orthodox Greeks.

So, as I mentioned, the whole voyeuristic train wrecked aspect of “Ass to Mouth” is not about porn for arousal purposes is it, now? Admit it. You actually want to see her eat the shit off the dick she was getting fucked with. Come on! What ELSE could possibly be the purpose of ass-to-mouth but shock value. Sasha will probably agree with you since she considers her porn work akin to being an athlete. While there is some truth to that, her ‘athlete’ statement is not too different from describing Kobayashi, the hot dog eating champion of the world to an athlete. We’re only watching that gruesome spectacle to see if he will blow chunks but few of us will admit it. I also recently read she drinks enema bags and after that my guesstimate is that if she lived in Germany she’d probably be eating shit by now.

2. She likes Jean-Luc Godard films.