I Love Sasha Grey

This is what happens to bad little Greek girls who smoke miles of cock so they can buy samplers and Criterion DVDs. Oh wait, she’s doing that SO she can do the former. I must be stupid.

I had to take my mind off the bitch for a while. But now I’m obsessed again. I forgot to post about her American Apparel ad, but that’s old hat by now. I even forget the story behind it - print? billboard? PR stunt? All of the above?

The porn biz is not doing so hot these days so maybe it’s hurting Sasha. “Hurt me, hurt me!” The mind shudders to think that Girlfriend Experience will be nominated for some shit. Then if she wins, she can be the next Diablo Cody and make a cute tween movie with the little munchkin Ellen Page. What is the world coming to come to?

“Hurt me, baby, hurt me!” OK, gladly!

This is what you get for being bad! Oh, wait a minute… she likes it. (Like Mikey).

Sasha’s birthday is March 14, 1988 which makes her a Pisces. Here are some things to note about Pisces:
“Imaginative, Sensitive, Compassionate, Kind, Selfless, Unworldly, Intuitive and Sympathetic, Escapist And Idealistic, Secretive And Vague, Weak-Willed And Easily Led”

“The Pisces In Love:
Pisces really need to be needed. They suffer from fear of rejection and low self-esteem. Pisceans are tender and caring, but frequently become the victims of domineering and uncaring partners”

“There is no more loyal and caring lover than a Piscean, but their need for emotional and sensual reassurance sometimes leads to flirtations. Pisceans are the most loving and giving of the signs, their ability to select an inappropriate partner is legendary. In the right relationship, their sexuality will blossom and become something of an art form, especially as they get a little older, more experienced and more confident.”