I Love Sasha Grey

Five slightly heterosexual guys slap their dicks around Sasha’s little head, jerk off into a martini glass and Sasha gulps it all down. Take THAT, Jean-Luc!

Let me do try to wrap my head around this much like how Sasha wraps her lips around BBC (that’s big black cock for you). Just close your eyes and think of ‘existentialism’.

1. She is a whore. That is, she fucks for money.
2. She is famous for being a whore.
3. She likes to talk pretentious shit. She particularly likes being called an ‘existentialist’ and I’m sure she has no idea what the fuck she’s talking about.
4. She has crossed over into being a mainstream icon.
5. She is famous for nothing (see #1).
6. She is ambitious as hell.
7. She is a shining example to the youth of America.
8. When trying to sound smart, she reminds me of Miss South Carolina.
9. She has succeeded.
10. She has had a highly publicized case of anal warts.
11. She is probably a ‘feminist’ and will describe in disingenuous terms how getting her ass gang fucked is empowering and liberating.

More to come.

Very feminist, as you can tell.