I Love Sasha Grey

Well, she doesn’t have a problem. Me, I’m an alcoholic and I don’t care. But I was just thinking something. Ms Grey just turned 21 years of age. She started porn at 18. So for three years in the business, she legally couldn’t drink booze. So what’s a girl to imbibe when you end up with anal warts and want to drown your sorrows? Cum Fart Cocktails of course. “What are Cum Fart Cocktails you might ask? It’s a load of hot, slimy ball-snot that’s cock-injected into a young girl’s asshole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it. Yum!”

Food for thought, so to speak. I’m still trying to get that enema drinking story ready, stay tuned.