I Love Sasha Grey

Well, she doesn’t have a problem. Me, I’m an alcoholic and I don’t care. But I was just thinking something. Ms Grey just turned 21 years of age. She started porn at 18. So for three years in the business, she legally couldn’t drink booze. So what’s a girl to imbibe when you end up with anal warts and want to drown your sorrows? Cum Fart Cocktails of course. “What are Cum Fart Cocktails you might ask? It’s a load of hot, slimy ball-snot that’s cock-injected into a young girl’s asshole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it. Yum!”

Food for thought, so to speak. I’m still trying to get that enema drinking story ready, stay tuned.

Jean-Luc on Jean Luc:

Sasha on Sasha: (Mind the excrutiatingly boring parts, somewhat reminiscent of “Weekend”)

Finally. NOT Godard. Although that’s not a bad idea. I love how the recent big budget porn flicks feature the disclaimer “Not the” in order to indemnify themselves. There’s “Not Bewitched”

Which is allright but kind of silly. But I think Sasha looks cuter dressed up in little Vulcan ears, especially with cum all over her face, but that’s a given.

BTW there is a whole genre of Star Trek porn but I won’t get into that right now because it’s way more disturbing than anything on this blog.

Sasha’s birthday is March 14, 1988 which makes her a Pisces. Here are some things to note about Pisces:
“Imaginative, Sensitive, Compassionate, Kind, Selfless, Unworldly, Intuitive and Sympathetic, Escapist And Idealistic, Secretive And Vague, Weak-Willed And Easily Led”

“The Pisces In Love:
Pisces really need to be needed. They suffer from fear of rejection and low self-esteem. Pisceans are tender and caring, but frequently become the victims of domineering and uncaring partners”

“There is no more loyal and caring lover than a Piscean, but their need for emotional and sensual reassurance sometimes leads to flirtations. Pisceans are the most loving and giving of the signs, their ability to select an inappropriate partner is legendary. In the right relationship, their sexuality will blossom and become something of an art form, especially as they get a little older, more experienced and more confident.”

Five slightly heterosexual guys slap their dicks around Sasha’s little head, jerk off into a martini glass and Sasha gulps it all down. Take THAT, Jean-Luc!