I Love Sasha Grey

I had to take my mind off the bitch for a while. But now I’m obsessed again. I forgot to post about her American Apparel ad, but that’s old hat by now. I even forget the story behind it - print? billboard? PR stunt? All of the above?

The porn biz is not doing so hot these days so maybe it’s hurting Sasha. “Hurt me, hurt me!” The mind shudders to think that Girlfriend Experience will be nominated for some shit. Then if she wins, she can be the next Diablo Cody and make a cute tween movie with the little munchkin Ellen Page. What is the world coming to come to?

“Hurt me, baby, hurt me!” OK, gladly!

OK, let me start over. I can’t say I love Sasha Grey in the traditional sense of the word. But I do love all the hype going around her. I am human after all, and humans are voyeuristic at heart. Not voyeuristic in the sense of jacking off to watching other people have sex - although people who fancy porn, like myself, - do exactly that. What I mean about voyeurism is how we can’t take our eyes off a car accident, why we follow people like Paris Hilton or the Windsors. Why we can’t turn our eyes away from a train wreck. Why traffic slows down when there’s a car accident on the OTHER side of the freeway. Why we gloat in reading celebrity gossip - not becasue we envy them, but because either want to be like them or we are drooling and rubbing our sweaty hands together waiting for them to fail.

Enter Sasha Grey: arguably the most ’sensational’ porn star in decades, (Jenna Jameson was just a smart businesswoman). Sasha has also got a heck of a lot of ambition and savvy which goes along with the most nauseating self-delusion and mismatched ideas about art, porn and whatever the fuck she happens to be doing. This blog is both a personal journey to figure out what the fuck is up with this bitch and also to let my readers know where to get the best Sasha Grey porn, since it ain’t Sasha without smut no matter what she says or try to say, her life is like a finely mixed martini, nine tenths gin (filth) and one tenths vermouth (her bollocks talk). But in between all the tantalizing filth and fury I will indeed be exploring how one goes from this:

To this:

And then on to modeling and Steven Soderbergh. A curious sociological and pornographic blog this will be indeed!